Fashion Friendly Earplugs

My Super Burly MK Diamond Tile Saw cuts through tile like butter, but makes enough noise to violate OSHA regulations.

I get the pack of foam earplugs for my projects, sold in bulk in Safety Yellow.

So imagine my excitement when I found Lowe's carrying them in Fashion Fluorescents!

At least, I was excited, until a quick swipe with a Q-tip after tiling activity revealed a disturbing Earwax Color.

One can imagine my now bright multicolor eardrums now that I've polished off the full pack.

This can't be good.