Space Heaters are Seasonal

Now, it’s not like it’s January, and the first night was really still pleasant. By Day 2, my cats were leeching any possible body heat off my person. This sent me on a Quest for Space Heaters, which are Impossible to find in April. It seems they are Seasonal Items, and should I like to buy a nice Air Conditioning Unit or a Fan, I’d be overwhelmed with Choices

So why, I hear you ask, don’t I fire up the Trusty Wood Stove?

Well, that would be because there is now a Gaping Hole in the Chimney where the furnace was located, so unless I want to smoke out the basement, it’s just not an option.